No more dr Oz bloke, just me

aka Dr Charlotte Charlatan

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

What is King Kong with no hair?

Answer :

An Uglybaldie! Makes a lot of angry noises, thumps his chest to scare away opponents, and suffers a gigantic fall in the end.

8 Comments:

At 6:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

spot on!!!

But maybe we fail to appreciating his caustic and quirky sense of humour.

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Aiyah,

I'm in the news again!

Thanks for the publicity.

Since I'm not standing for the coming elections, please feel free to vent your frustrations on me.

Come to think of it, you should be more like Dr. Angry. An officer and a gentleman! At least his brain thinks faster than his mouth, er....keyboard.

Good morning doc, looks like we are now inseparable!

But seriously, can you write more esoteric blogs rather than hurl abuse at me? Thanks.

 
At 5:53 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Walio,

After an absence of FIVE days, this IS it?

If there is a prize for the worst Blog of the Year, I'll certainly nominate you.

But really, this is better than your previous entry where you rambled on and on about your domestic affairs and the maid. That's why there were no comments from me. Too mundane lah!

In fact, I rather read your treatise on vitamins and oils. At least I can get some free advice although not as good as some written by experts in their business.

Just for your info, I prefer the old version of King Kong to the current CGI one. Too much gimmicky cinematic tricks. Like they say, substance is everything.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Hi uglybaldie, you flatter yourself.

My latest entry on King Kong was just a little twist of a spoiler on the movie.

Nobody was referring specifically to you.

Take it easy man. *wink*

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Uglybaldie, you watched King Kong already ar?

Was it some free screening for senior citizens?

You think the movie will flop at the box office? Heard they spent US$207 million making it more expensive than Titanic the movie!

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

I dunno about the direction King Kong is going but going back to all the so called CGI remakes and extrapolating into the future, it will not be such a hot film after all.

Hollywood is really now bankrupt of ideas. Comic book characters coming to life, remakes of Batman, King Kong, stoopid stories about wizards and witches, etc. I don't go for these nonsense.

Give me conspiracy theories as in J.F.Kennedy, thrillers on serial killers as in Seven and docu dramas such as The Last Emperor anytime. And also not forgetting Godfather I,II and III. I have a limited edition collection which I like to watch now and then with a straight whiskey. No sherry or dark chocs for me as Dr. Angry is wont to do. Too heaty for me. Scared my hair will drop some more.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Reminds me of what my wife said to me the other day after she watched a bollywood movie on TV and cried her eyes out.

She said that the story was very good and somehow the movie pulled off the soppy romantic tale.

These days in Hollywood we hardly find movies that are story driven anymore. It's all about the special effects at the moment.

I think this will come to a plateau soon and the story driven movies will make a comeback eventually.

 
At 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To uglybaldie:

"No sherry or dark chocs"

since you like advices, dark chocolates are rich in antioxidants that destroys the free radicals in your body.

 

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