10 reasons why doctors are like hookers
They can be paid per session or per hour.
The client complains if they finish their job too fast.
The boss complains if they finish their job too slowly.
They have to be able to communicate effectively with the client and be gentle and elegant in their actions.
They do their work inside a room.
It's usually just 2 persons involved: the client and them.
The aim is to let the client leave the room with a smile and feeling good if not better.
Sometimes what they do can be painful for the client, but it is part of the deal.
Their work involves exploring body cavities and orifices.
You can see them by appointment or walk-ins.
And the 11th reason...
Sometimes you don't have to visit them. You can simply "see" them for free on the internet.
posted by Dr Oz bloke @ 6:23 PM
5 Comments:
Morning Doc OZ,
Here's my two cents worth of difference:
1. A visit to a doc as against a hooker is anything but pleasurable. The little brother is sleeping rather than roaring to go.
2. A doc will pretend to be very smart. The hooker will try her best to pretend stupid even if she has a degree behind her name. yeah, high class hookers ARE graduates looking for thrills.
3. A doc will explore cavities and orifixes with detachment and or interest depending on who the patient is. An old lady will warrant a quick possibly "with-eyes-closed" examination whilst a SYT (sweet young thing) will merit a more thorough and ahmn, "professional" examination. A hooker will do it with one aim and that is to get you done and pay up. No arousal, no orgasm, no money.
4. A doc has to have a chaperon when doing "professional" work on naked members of the opposite sex if not there is hell to pay at the courts if the subject of the examination decides that the glimmer and the touch of dr. quack is that of a salivating wolf. A hooker does her job entirely one to one although if the client so decides, a threesome is an option with an extra gratuity of course.
5. The patient leaves the doc with the fear of death whilst he leaves the hooker with a renewed belief in his virility.
In two respects, they are the same:
1. You can see a backlane hooker and a corner clinic doc by just walking in. You must make an appointment with a high society hooker and a so-called Mt. E specialist by appointments only.
2. Both the doc, despite his glorified title and the hooker are prostituting their work, morals and ethics for a few dollars more.
All above said with due respect to the profession of doctoring and hookering.
loLz.
good ones dr oz bloke and uglybaldie =D
We must thank OZ for the enlightening thesis on the similarities between doctoring and hookering.
My respect for these two honourable and old professions, which by the way, both claimed to be as old as time, is further enhanced.
Just wondering what will really happen when the Doc meets a hooker, in his clinic, of course. Wonder who will say, "You First"
Ah, the wonders of Medical science and Sex. Both indispensable to modern Man!
Haha check out my latest new addition to that list!
OZ,
What is the use of "seeing" only ah.
No tactile contact.
But there IS a big difference.
After "seeing" Ms. Hooker, the testosterone starts pumping and you want something 3D or someone to satisfy the urge.
After "seeing" Dr. Quack, you just turn off the computer, take your medication and go to sleep.
I dunno about the free part. I have to pay good money every month for my broadband so is it a sin to make the best use of the net?
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