Possible fallout after the elections
Teacher: Nicole, you didn't hand up your project assignment.
Nicole : But I did. I thought I did my project assignment and passed it up to you in class yesterday.
Teacher : No you didn't. I can't find it among the ones handed in by the rest of the class.
Nicole : But I thought I did! Teacher it's very important you know. If you don't mark my homework then I will lose marks for the final exam because this is counted as part of the final assessment. Do you know the implications of it?
Teacher : Ok I will go and check again.
The next day........
Teacher : Nicole come here!
Nicole : Yes teacher?
Teacher : The classroom CCTV which MOE installed after the 2006 Elections has captured footage of you doing your project assignment in class but you then put the work into your bag and did not hand it up!
Nicole checks her bag ....: Oh yeah hor! It's really in my bag all this while. I'm very sorry teacher!
Teacher : Anyway the project is no longer counted in the final assessment so it doesn't matter whether you handed it up or not. But Nicole you are a liar and a dishonest person and will never make it in any respectable field of work.
Nicole : I'm very sorry teacher. Please accept my sincere apologies if my mistake has caused distress and inconvenience to you Mrs Ong.
Teacher : I have discussed with the school's principal and we have decided to expel you from school because we both agree that you are a liar!
Nicole : But I am not a liar!
Teacher: Then you are implying that the school principal, Mr Li and I are liars? That is a defamatory remark Nicole. You are implying that Mr Li and I are unfit to be teachers in this school! We'll see you in court.
Nicole's family is sued for several hundred thousand dollars and become bankrupt.
posted by Dr Oz bloke @ 7:19 PM
7 Comments:
Whoever said that politics is fair dinkum?
When you are in it, prepare for the worst.
It works both ways.
It is a test of your mettle.
If you can't take it, get out of the ring and walk away.
But Nicole was not in politics.
You think we pre 65 generation are stupid or something?
We know what you are up to and what you are alluding.
So be honest and own up.
You are actually no better than nicole.
Huh? Sorry but I am stupid.
Don't understand.
Anyway it's ok lah. I know the pre 65 generation are very smart.
Thank you for everything we have in Singapore today.
Know your limits and you understand yourself.
Know your roots and you understand your future.
LMBBO!
Wah cheem sia!
*kowtow*
Nicole: May I just add that they have also posted the pictures in their blogs on the internet. So you can confiscate their phones but not shut down their blogs? Hee. Hee. Sue me!
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