No more dr Oz bloke, just me

aka Dr Charlotte Charlatan

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I find George Yeo funny

I laughed out loud when I watched George Yeo try to speak in mandarin during a TV interview he gave on one of his walkabouts during the GE campaigning. He can't speak mandarin for nuts.

During the campaign he said that parliament was like a well run Swiss Watch. Why do you want to put in new parts to screw it up? Well that was his point then.

And then today in the papers he says that having the PAP win all 84 seats would be "unhealthy".

I guess politicians are like that. Whether they are PAP or not, Singapore or not, they are all the same.

30 Comments:

At 7:47 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

politicians=used car salesmen=some quacks.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Hey Oinkle,

Forget about politicians lah.

Comment on:

1. The Hideous Doctor who did unauthorised abortions. See:

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story
/0,4136,106682,00.html?

2. The Maid basher Doctor. See:

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story
/0,4136,106673,00.html?

Jeez, what kind of profession is this?

 
At 1:23 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

The doctor who did abortions illegally and without anesthesia is an animal. I totally agree he is hideous.

I am sure the SMC will strike him off the register. He deserves it.

As for the Maid Basher doctor, she is a Malaysian doctor working in Malaysia and the offence happened in Malaysia.

Still I think it's unbecoming of a doctor and should not be condoned.

Well at least one thing is for certain. There is no such thing as everyone in one profession being good, kind, faultless etc. There will always be black sheep.

I do know one particular "profession" in Singapore where the members are touted to be as sinless and as innocent as newborn babies clad in white.I find it hard to believe.

 
At 4:19 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

"Well at least one thing is for certain. There is no such thing as everyone in one profession being good, kind, faultless etc. There will always be black sheep."

The problem, oinkle is that there are TOO MANY black sheeps.

I blame it all on the way medical students are selected for enrolment. Good academic results and a gift of the gap during a three minute interview is insufficient to weed out these potential "black sheeps." The way I look at it, the black sheeps seem more than the white sheeps in the herd.

Hee Hee.

 
At 4:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree with Dr Oz, every profession have their black sheep.

Just that we expected more from doctors not to do such things because they are supposed to be saving lives and caring for the sick, sometimes your life depends on their skills/knowledge and treatment - could be a matter of life and death.

I think we put docs too high on the pedestal, when you remove their white coat and title - they are just like any human being. The big difference is that they can save or destroy a life.

Whereas, other professions are very different, we are in the commercial world and people's life are not at stake.

When I see a doc, I always wonder what sort of person he/she is behind that title, I believe that they are not real, as they always puts on a nice front when dealing with patients.

And sometimes, you hear them whining and complaining abt their patients and telling other staff abt their patient's condition and joking abt it.

I guess life is like that and there are all kinds of people in this world.

 
At 5:02 AM, Blogger Flatfeet said...

Every profession sure got black sheep/s and that's normal ;D But of course, I strongly believe that Dr Oz is not one of them. Hurhur.
hey, that's a compliment. HURHURHUR.

 
At 5:39 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

"The problem, oinkle is that there are TOO MANY black sheeps."

How did you come to that conclusion? Just from media reports?

So what percentage of docs (or quacks as you so disrespectfully call us) are black sheep?

Do you know?

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

"Every profession sure got black sheep/s and that's normal ;D But of course, I strongly believe that Dr Oz is not one of them. "

I think everyone's criteria for what constitutes being a black sheep is different. So while you may not think I am a black sheep, I am sure some other people may think I am a black sheep.

For example if a doctor doesn't smile to his patients he can be called a black sheep liao! LOL!

It's all subjective lah.

 
At 5:46 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Cannot use percentages lah in such circumstances.

One is too many oredi.

TOO MANY from a profession supposedly beyond reproach.

Nine black sheeps out of ten used car dealer is considered normal.

Two black sheeps out of ten quacks is considered sacrilegious.

Walio, you never studied analytical statistics meh?

 
At 5:50 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Aiyah uglybaldie, live in the real world lah.

The world has changed. Changed from the 1950s and 1960s where Singapore was a slum and the PAP took us out of that era with such great aplomb. A time when doctors were revered as Gods, respected more than the Priests and Monks.

Those days are gone liao loh!

Today the world is a very different place.

Black sheeps are common in every single field, medical, taxi driver, lawyers, politicians, stock brokers, businessmen, accountants, musicians, you name it lah!

Wake Up!

 
At 6:06 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Thanks for reiterating that inside every doc. there is a potential crook ready to spring out when the circumstances are right and ripe.

Hell, I knew that long long ago, but am a bit surprised at the kind of skullduggery and sheenigans that these quacks are up to these days.

Drug peddlars, molesters, backlane abortionist, maid abusers, mass murderers, et al.

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Put it to you this way; if this top surgeon was the best in his field, but he is also a maid basher, would you get him to do your surgery or a saint-like person who also happens to be an average surgeon?

Whether one is a good doctor or good at his job does not fully depend on whether he is a good person.

Heck you should know baldie! Among the stock brokers, who are the ones who make the best calls in the market?

Dun pretend to be naive!

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Your analogy regarding the maid basher top surgeon and the loud but predictive stock broker is flawed.

Anyone who cannot control his domestic temperament and is not of a calm and composed personality cannot, I repeat cannot, be a good surgeon no matter how talented. He breaks down under stress and cannot manage his emotive response to tight and difficult spots in his work.

Imagine him throwing the scalpel into your gut during one of his famous tantrums. Anyone like this, doing surgery on me will be sued off his pants. The prognosis for his career path is less than optimistic.

A loud, idiosyncratic stock broker who is able to make good money for his clients don't need to make any apologies to anyone. The end result is the most important, that is, his detractors walk away, laughing all the way to the bank. No lives are lost or were put at risk. Mostly, what is at stake is just small change, plain money and ego.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Hurhurhur!

Wait till you see how some senior consultants rave and curse in the Operating Theatre! And trust me, they are the best in the business.

I tell you this honestly.

When the surgeon starts his work on you, you'll be deeply anaesthetized anyway! So how will you know? If not sue the anaesthetist! Haha!

If you don't believe me, or any other doctors, then go ask the scrub nurses. If not, ask the medical equipment representatives. They'll tell you.

Forceps flying across the OT room are not rare occurrences!

When I was a medical student, my clinical group was asked to "Get the F*CK out of my theatre" by a very good surgeon known for his fiery temper. Today he is an all smiling politician.

Uglybaldie, these days I take your words with a pinch of salt. But I must say, for a young person your age, you know probably more than your peers.

LOL!

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Hurhurhur!

By the way, what kind of expression is the above. Is this the purr of a feline on heat? LMAO.

Now I know why doctors are against having video cameras in OTs. Then the friggin' butcher quacks can no longer treat the OT as a circus with them being the top clown. But I say this to you. This clown who botches an op. on me or someone close to me will have to do some clowning in the lion's den.

The days when doctors were idolised as gods or demi gods are gone as you so eloquently put it in one of your comments and the scenarios you depicted of the operating theatre is also headed for the history books as well. Accountability and professionalism will be the benchmark for a good surgeon not someone high on a ego trip.

Thank you for your back hand compliment. Without undue modesty, I must admit that whilst I am 62 years young, you can safely shave off 20 years from my biological age in terms of appearance and the senile index. LMAO.

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Yep, things are definitely changing these days. Doctors are becoming more professional on the job, and while they are at work.

But it does not mean they are angels at home. Uglybaldie, you were the one who brought up the example of the surgeon in the OT. I was merely trying to show that "Accountability and professionalism will be the benchmark" while the doctor is at work, has nothing to do with what happens in the surgeon's home. I hope you get my point.

Everyone is getting better at differentiating work life from the other aspects of their lives these days.

Oh and uglybaldie,.... you're most welcome.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

"Uglybaldie, you were the one who brought up the example of the surgeon in the OT"

Correction, good doctor. You were the one who did that:

"Put it to you this way; if this top surgeon was the best in his field, but he is also a maid basher, would you get him to do your surgery or a saint-like person who also happens to be an average surgeon?"

Extrapolating your senile index to 62 years, I think you should start taking gingko biloba right now, right now doc! LMAO.

By the way, the ex ego trip, foul mouthed surgeon who is now a smiling politician? I bet you my last dollar that he wished whatever he did back then was one big bad bad dream. Best forgotten and hoped his masters will not dig it up some years down the road when his fame turns to infamy! LMBBO.

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger Flatfeet said...

hurhurhur, Uncle ugly, seems that you are on the heat instead.

What will the future be like for the fellow singaporeans? What sort of society will we become? Mr CB commented that we singaporeans are too well spoon fed.I don't agree on that totally as it depends on individual's character wot.
Fug him lah, I think he had spoon fed too much on his singaporean wifey. She doesn't even know how to pump petrol for her car.
ho ho!

 
At 1:52 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

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At 2:21 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Wah piang, pump petrol also dunno?

Simple. Open the cap, take out the nozzle, push the nozzle in and pull the trigger, then petrol flow out liao!

Wah, flatfeet, I think I know why your Mr CB so ngiao and like got some problem all the time. He is probably frustrated in bed by his wife lah!

Pumping petrol has many similarities to other activities in the bedroom!

LOL!

 
At 2:27 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Hey Oinkle,

Now you're talking. I didn't know this side of you! Talking dirty to Ms. Hurhur.

But hey, pumping petrol IS different from having sex! Hope you're not the petrol pumping type or else your wifey would most certainly not be looking forward to your "Hurhurhur" every night.

To have good sex, you need thoughtful foreplay and pulsating rhythm man. You need to moderate your power depending on the grade of petrol you are pumping. For you, I think yours is 92. For me, it's V-power or nothing. My car like me, needs it!

Flatfeet. I am on heat all the time. Must be the XO ginseng tonic, turtle soup which I take regularly. Jeez, I need some cooling herbal stuff to cool off!

LMAO!

 
At 2:46 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Uglybaldie, I think Mr CB is the petrol pump type. Put the nozzle in the petrol just flow out!

LOL!

 
At 2:55 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Figures.

I'm just wondering why FF named him Mr. CB and not something else.I thought CB is usually named after ladies??? No?

pst..pst....pst....

"whisper"

When two homo sapiens of different sex hate each other hard but not enough, there could be an element of sexual attraction here. Let's wait for a report from FF.

 
At 3:33 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Have you heard of the ladder theory?

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/
masterladder.html

Very good!

 
At 4:29 AM, Blogger Flatfeet said...

Uncle Ugly, you got abit over heated lah. Don't forget to ask wifey to boil some liang teh to sooth the huo3 qi4.
Uncle Oz where got talk dirty. He's just giving his 2 cents worth on sexual issue lah.
Wifey quite pampered by CB. I hate to say this but she can't read maps, can't pump petrol and can't eat much. That's why I can never get along with her coz we just don't have anything in common.
To me, CB can be used on unisex.
hurhurhur!!

Oz: you are right. Even my dad thinks he is ngiao.Too KPO also. I is cannot stand it sometimes. Seriously, do men prefer to make out with women who look like a stick?

 
At 4:31 AM, Blogger Flatfeet said...

UB: CB is married and i don't touch married man and there's no way there is gonna be attraction. I don't go out with man with excessive baggages.

 
At 4:44 AM, Blogger Dr Oz bloke said...

Making out with sticks?

Well I guess if there are certain nice blobs of fishballs or sotong balls attached at the right places on the stick, it's quite delicious actually.

 
At 5:49 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

Oinkle and Hurhur,

Thanks for the site URL. Very enlightening. I'm going to study it carefully and apply it in my interactions.

According to my research, thin women are more responsive to sexual touch. Cherubic and plump women has lots of fat to cushion the onslaught and so are not so easily stimulated. But like OZ says, you may be thin and slim but you need some elevation in the right places. To me, the most important factor in sexual attraction is the face. I want a face that could launch a thousand ships, ahem, I mean in my case, the rocket! If the face is not nice and pretty, the mood cannot be attained even if she has the figure of Venus. I like a face with a flawless complexion, big expressive eyes and to top off the cake with the icing, nice dimples. Recently rebonded hair ,long and shiny parted in the middle is also desirable. Drooooool.

You know of anyone in Arsetrailier FF?

I don't like Ang mohs. Like cuddling a cow!

Hee Hee.

 
At 6:16 AM, Blogger uglybaldie said...

FF,

Next time, he asks you out for lunch, wave Mr. Chee, bye bye!

 
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