I'm sorry
I would like to say sorry to everyone.
Singapore is the best place in the world. It is safe. It has good governance.
I'm the biggest loser in life there is. I don't even deserve to live.
I hope you will give me another chance to show that I can still contribute.
Regards
Me.
posted by Dr Oz bloke @ 7:11 PM
11 Comments:
Walio,
Attaboy. Kool! Way to Go. That's my kind of guy.
Welcome to the CSM (Club of Serious Men).
Your comrade forever!
Thank you. You are most kind.
And you are most stoopid :-))
Hee Hee.
C'mon doc. stop all this tom foolery.
Let's get down to business.
Where is the proposal for our joint venture huh? We must strike while the iron is hot. There's a lot of people we must assist.
And that remark about Singapore. You're spot on man. Why are you bothering yourself so much about mundane things like governance, national security and the like. Leave it to the professionals. Our job is to endeavour to make more money to provide a better life for our family. Leave all the checks and balancing work to people like that CSJ fool. Just sit back, relax with a good book and a whiskey and watch the show.
Come to think of it.
You are a man of exceptional talents. One moment all revved up with fire in the belly, serious and gungho and finding fault with everything Singapore and another, cursing others with satire.
Wow, you really shouldn't have been a doctor. A life of politics and or second hand car salesmanship would suit your personality and aptitude better. With your interest in so much stuff unrelated to medicine, I am just wondering whether you cleared the refresher course for GPs or did you just scrap through with enough rudimentary know how just to fool the ah sims and ah peks only. ;)
Whatever delusions or illusions you are suffering from, I think a course of Prozac is just what you need.
You can get them very cheap across the causeway and they would recognize your own prescription.
Thank you for your kind attention in reading this post from your masta, boy.
he's losingit....ohme god!
god save his patients. nutts.......
I have started myself on Prozac.
I have no talent. Only foreigners have talent.
But I am a loyal humble servant.
Regards
Me the running dog
Joint venture business proposal?
I am not a businessman. Dun have any experience or training. I am just a silly GP who does not know how to manage simple things like status epilepticus.
Forgive me.
Regards
Your running dog.
Hee Hee you're just a poor imitation of the real thing.
Running Dog? Wait until my rotweiller runs after you and chew your pants off. Then you'll wish you were a duck, able to fly up and quacking for dear life! :-))
Wow, this IS fun. Keep it up boy.
And I'm thinking of changing my rotweiller's name of Howard to Oz in honour of you. Hee Hee.
For your info, there were two dogs in my life.
First, Howard the rotweiller, the best and most loyal guard dog in Singapore, I think.Better than any doorbell when the postman calls with a registered summons letter for some unpaid traffic offence or other. Then there is Downer, my pomeranian. Cute as a toy, which anyway, that's what he is. Always under my chair keeping me company when I post drivel to posts by dumbf**ks. Now, there is an addition to the family and he is non other than YOU, the running dog. Wonder what breed you are. Probably some stray mongrel barking outside my gate for some attention.
But every dog has its day. Luckily for me, that day is way beyond this running dog's horizon. Hee Hee.
Wow, this is good. This is Fun, man, Fun!
Oz, did you have a rough day? Why are you plunging yourself to the darkest deepest end?
You don't have to say sorry really. I don't get it at all.If I've ever offended you in any way, thank you kindly please let me know.
Hey sweetie,
You don't have to feel sorry for him. He's like that when he's down and kenna bashed by his patients or the boss.
But he will pick up after a day or two. You'll see. Trust me. I know him better than anyone.
Have a good night's sleep. Go out with your friends and have a good time. Don't worry. Ok? Everything is under control here.
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