Ahh....relieved
I've finally figured it out. Stupid loser idiotic me!
The ah pek and ah sum don't want me to practise good medicine. They want me to practise what they like!
Ah wah chai ya liao! Ming bak liao!
Ah nee yong yee, cheh!
Eh sai liao, lu ai si mi hor wah gong, wah hor lu lah!
Hwui Gwee? Ai jiak yiok? Ok LAH!
Tee jio? Ai jiak yiok? OK LAH!
Mian gia mian gia wuu jiak yiok eh sai liao mian gia, buay si eh.
"Lu un chua chai yah?!"
"Wah si lokun mah!"
"Ah si hor. Lu si lokun. Wu jiak yiok eh sai liao lor hor? Yiok hor wah Kar pi HOR!"
"Ok eh sai eh sai"
posted by Dr Oz bloke @ 11:58 PM
12 Comments:
Walio,
Just woke up from my nap.
Friggin' good sleep I tell ya.
What's the matter with ya. Even making a sweet little damsel from down under feel sorry for you. Stand up like a man and face the world lah.
This is what the Ah Pek will say to you:
"Kan Ni Neh, Lan sai lok koon. Boh loh eng. See beh kwui. Yiok boh eng.Chiak beh hor"
This is what the Ah Sim will say to you:
"Yow siu deh miah. yiok boh lor eng.chiak liao putt thor tiah. Mai lai qua hee liow."
OZ, you gotta take the worst with the best lah. You can't win them all so be sanguine and equinimous ok?
Gotta take dinner and bring my pomy Downer for a stroll.
Take care my friend.
Wat tokking you?
I'm happy to have finally been freed from this prison in my mind.
You see for many months I have been trying to practise the "right" way. Ie based on the proper guidelines as recommended by the College of GPs.
And it's been tough because patients are not familiar, my boss is not familiar but it does give results and good control of problems.
So now it's back to the good old easy ways, where I dun even have to flex brain muscle at all!
Woo hoo!
BTW I ain't going to Oz anymore. Decided to stay in Singapore lah.
Uncle B, I ain't no sugar aint no sweet. How come Oz's personality got such a big contrast....*scary
I suppose you guys have known each other inside out.
Guess I have to change Oz's nick again - what about Dr Sinkapore Rocks?? ;p
Hurhur!
Have a good weekend mates!
Maybe it's because I suffer from Temporal lobe epilepsy (TLE)?
Uglybaldie! Hope u get cancer and die! Cheers!!
Hi Everyone,
Nice and cool Sunday. Looking forward to the curry fish head that the Mrs. is cooking right now. The best! Better than all the APNN's in Little India. The mother of all Curry Fish Heads, I tell ya.
Firstly to OZ:
Don't be too serious about your work to the extent that you want to be a perfectionist. You are not going to survive in this jungle this way. Just do your best, go with the flow and not crash your head into the boulder ok? And I am so sorry about your unsuccessful appeal for immigration status from the Aussies again. Be patient my friend. If you really that keen to go, maybe, just maybe, I can help.
To Flatfeet:
Uncle OZ is like that lah. Don't be alarmed. He is a rough diamond. Makes a lot of noise but is harmless . But his moods need to be checked by our IMH world class shrinks. Don't appear normal to me. My golf buddy who is a top notch psychiatrist thinks so too. Maybe he ought to lower down his expectations of himself, others and his aspirations abit. Needs to have more equanimity.
To Annonymous who cursed me:
It's ok to let off steam now and then. Yes curse all you like but at the end of the day, if your curse do come true, I leave with no regrets. I'll tell you why:
1. I have done everything for my family that ought to have been done and let me tell you, the outcome is just magnificent.
2. I have seen more places on this earth that you'll ever hope to step ashore. And let me tell you, you'll always come back and when you reach Changi International, you KNOW you are HOME, although faraway places are closer than you think, lovelier than you dream.
3. I have enjoyed the company of good friends and beautiful women many men dream of but few can attain.
4. I have enjoyed good health, at least up to the time of your curse so life is just one big ball. Hey, I am still kicking and alive as ever.
The above is not exhaustive but is just to tell you that I am not angry with you, I just pity you because you have REAL hate. I don't have overnight enmities.
Lastly to JV:
Thanks for your comforting words and straight talk. I don't take dissenters seriously. I think they spice up an exchange of dialogue. My only wish is for him, whoever he is, to be more verbose and amplify his thoughts instead of posting childish one liners.
Cheers everyone. Have a good Sunday.
I'm off to Sim Lim square after the curry fish head.
To the anonymous fella, maybe you can improve your comments by stating WHY/HOW/WHAT makes you hate uglybaldie so much? Or perhaps you are just being a plain ignorant to what you have said that didn't substantiate with good reasons.Come on, don't wait for us to ask you ;p
Unclebaldie, it's been such a long time that I ate authentic real ABNN (not APNN)fish head curry. Im soooo jealous !!*drools*
How's my beloved Uncle Oz feeling today? Feeling more chirpy I hope ;)
Dear uglybaldie, lucky you to have a Mrs who is such a good cook and able to tolerate your impressive entourage of beauties.
My gues is she's a SYT herself? Lucky bugger you.
You can really help me? Actually as I have maintained I really don't know if I would like Oz all that much. I think I would, but I don't KNOW I would.
But that's why it's imperative to go there and see how life is like. Experience it.
Living in Singapore for the rest of my still to come life seems pretty narrow minded to me. My interests in life do not lie in making more and more money, but rather to experience as many different things as possible. In Singapore it seems that in order to achieve that one would need to travel, and to travel one needs $$$ and when making $$$ you end up with little time to travel and etc etc etc.
Anyway I think you know my point. Which is why it is disappointing that I'm being "channelled" once again into the rat race and money making obsession of Singapore.
I'm still pretty curious as to whether you are the REAL deal.
Nevertheless you are a very interesting character from what you have written so far.
My wife?
Man, she is a gift from Heaven!
The ever patient Matriach of the family, she looks UP to me as:
The Great Patriach, strict but fair.
The Lord of the Manor and Fiefdom.
The Knight of the Realm.
Nothing moves in the house or major decisions made without my nod of approval. If she wants to cook curry or make nasi lemak, that's ok without my approval but watch the cost ok?
As with all Kings, I, of course require a harem. It's customary OK doky?
"In Singapore it seems that in order to achieve that one would need to travel, and to travel one needs $$$ and when making $$$ you end up with little time to travel and etc etc etc."
If you want to see and experience the world, do you have to uproot your family? They may not share your ideals and your dreams!
The right thing to do would be, have a thriving practice, laugh all the way to the bank, close the clinic for at least three weeks in a year and bring your family to the places THEY and you want to visit. That's what my GP does and he appears very comfortable with the arrangement.
Also if you really want to experience the life of a 老百姓go backpacking as what I did when I went to the remote areas of China like Henan, Hubei, Hunan and Sichuan.
There is a prevalent saying in Singapore. Make your money HERE and spend it elsewhere.
Wow, the curry fish head was lip smackingly good I tell ya. But the bloody fish is getting more and more expensive these days as people shy away from the pigs,cows and the sheep on the misguided advice of who else, but the doctors! And they are the ones I see often in the upmarket steak restaurants! What freakin' hypocrites!
Hey Doc,
What happened to ya?
Everything A OK?
Your fan.
A O K
Hey Unclebaldie/Oz,
Happy OZZZZIE day! Oi oi oi! It's time for a real barbi (BBQ) and lovely fatty snags.
Just wanna ask any of you can share any tips of negotiating work pay in hospital?
Your super fan...
hurhur!
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