Radioactive poisoning tests?
Patient : Doctor I suspect that the blower at my factory is blowing radioactive substances at me for the past few months. Is there a test that I can do to prove that I have radioactive poisoning?
Doctor : I don't think so. Do you wear any radioactive shielding at work?
Patient : None at all!
To myself : Either this guy is nuts, or he is going to be the whistle blower in the biggest radioactive pollution scandal in Singapore's history!!!!